10 Gross Things That Happen During Sex But Is Total Normal!
By- Shreya Sharma
Sex is the greatest pleasure but it is so gross as well. The parts involved look so strange plus those strange bodily fluids. The thought of putting the genitals in the mouth are enough to make us feel ew. The concept of licking and sucking someone’s genital is weird. But when we are turned on, these things become normal for us. There are a lot many things that are normal for us about sex now, but there is a lot that happens during sex that is just unpleasant. Here are 10 gross things that happen during sex but is totally normal.
- What’s that noise? Did-I-Just-vagina-Fart!
Queefs do not smell like farts but they sound like farts. They are loud and wet. The air pushed into you during sex, needs to get out. And the way you can close your butt hole, you just cannot close your vagina to make it a silent one.
- Leaking tap!
There would be times when you will be done with post-sex cleanup and no longer thinking anything about such kind, and then you realize that things feel little wet down there than normal. You can even feel it sliding down.
- Tummy farts! Now, what’s that?
He is on top of you, passionately kissing your neck, your bodies are in perfect rhythm and then there is one strange sound. Is that a fart? A queef? No, it is tummy toots that happen when two sweaty bodies move together in a certain way.
- Smelly crotch
You have been through your long day, so it is no surprise that the things might smell rather than being fresh. The smell of vagina changes from what we eat, to the activities we do, to the time of the month. Your medical conditions too can affect the smell. It is better to go for a shower before you engage into something steamy.
- Farts, period!
There is so much going on in your nether region during sex, so, it is no surprise that during that heated moment, you may get the smell of the dinner you had just a few hours. Just laugh it off.
- Are we working out? ‘Coz we are sweating bucks!
Sex is a workout, so there will be sweat as well. People get sweaty during sex, and some are too prone to sweat that they can turn your bed into a water park. We hate if even a single drop of sweat gets into our mouth. So there are chances that you may intake some sweat plus remember that you put on enough deodorant that day. You might feel a little unclear about it.
- Stray hair left out during your waxing session
You may find them in the butt crack, mouth or anywhere. You just cannot avoid random hair during sex. It is not sexy to cough up a pube but that is just a part of being naked.
- Saliva overflow!
French kissing is great but it is gross too. Putting your tongue in someone else’s mouth, you can feel the texture of their tongue and there could be even residues of their lunch. When you are high and in the cat, it might not feel odd but later you may feel gross about it.
- Wait! Did I clean my coochie well? *doubtful*
Imagine he is going down on you and then he has to stop because there is a little scrap of toilet paper stuck inside your labia, or when you are giving him a blowjob, something from his boxer has trapped inside his foreskin. But this is not something you face always. Just remove the object of hindrance and continue your fun.
- Buttholes
If you are into giving anal things, then your tongue and poop have officially checked in at the same location. But really, as long as you wash thoroughly enough, an anus isn’t a hole lot more disgusting than any other body part, and it deserves to be treated as an equal.
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